By seethroughpee - 06/05/2015 05:22 - Canada - Edmonton
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Birdyyy's favorite FMLs
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Love is…
By gassygirlfriend - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Nampa
Douche
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Beep beep
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alekoi tells us more.
Op here, and you guys are hilarious! I diddnt think this would get published! Thought I'd do I follow up. My room isn't actually attached to the house and because my parents think its too hilarious they wont let me come in to the main house, and they won't help me fix it. Lol but I did try to cover it with a blanket, and of course it rained. So now I'm soaked because my bed is directly underneath but hey no more wildlife! I did try to refrain from singing, and kept away from apples so I think I'm safe! But seriously you guys are all hilarious, totally made my day!
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By SOTS4335 - 16/05/2015 22:16 - United States - Maumelle
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OP here. Two of my sisters actually ended up beating the shit out of my now ex-girlfriend and moving me and my kids in with them. Kinda hard to defend yourself when you have muscular dystrophy and you spend most of your day in a wheelchair. But Thank GOD I'm done with that psycho-bitch. And **** those assholes at that therapy session.
By smellynelly - 17/05/2015 16:13 - United States - Buffalo
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By earthlyscum - 19/05/2015 02:27 - United States - Tinley Park
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**** that, I'll eat the damn thing first
By Anonymous - 19/05/2015 19:53 - United States - New Albany
Bad tipper, good shitter
By kmctl - 20/05/2015 18:40 - United States - San Francisco
For all of you wondering about the "borrowing" part, no I was not planning on actually giving it back. But asking to borrow something seems much more polite than demanding someone to give you something. On another note, I think this was just my mother's breaking point. We do have a very strained relationship and had actually been arguing all morning. I just thought it was funny that this was the thing she chose to snap on me for. Much love, thanks guys!