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By zozolaplusbelle - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Villefranche-sur-sa
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM, et je me suis créé un compte pour répondre à vos commentaires, qui m'ont bien fait rire. Alors je tiens à préciser que je suis un homme (et homosexuel puisque le rendez-vous était avec un autre mec ^^). Donc désolé #25, tu risque d'être un très déçu si tu me paye un verre ;-). Ceci dit tu peux quand même m'envoyer l'argent que t'avais l'intention de dépenser pour l'achat du dit verre, ça ne me dérange absolument pas! L'anecdote c'est déroulé il y a environ un mois. J'avais rendez-vous avec un collègue de boulot qui est étudiant dans la même fac que moi. Puisque le premier rendez-vous est toujours stressant, je me suis mis à manger les glaçons de la boisson que je venais de terminer, mais je m'en suis rendu compte que lorsqu'il m'a regardé d'un air étonné (oui j'ai un peu exagéré en écrivant la vdm ^^). Sur le coup, j'ai essayé de me justifier en disant le premier truc qui me soit venue à l'esprit, d'où la fameuse phrase un peu affichante. Bon, c'est pas vraiment une vdm je l'avoue ^^, le mec m'a fait un grand sourire et m'a répondu "T'as pas à te justifier. Puis tu sais, dans mes relations je suis toujours dédié à ce que mon partenaire soit le plus détendu possible ;-)". D'ailleurs à la fin du rendez-vous il m'a de nouveau invité à boire un verre, chez lui cette fois. Et depuis nous sommes toujours ensemble. Ce qui était le plus affichant, c'est la réaction des autres gens dans le bar, qui avaient un regard un peu condescendant/dégouté, un peu l'air de dire "ah d'accord, t'es ce genre de mec...". Voilà j'espère que cette vdm vous à plus, et je remercie le site de l'avoir publié!. PS: je m'excuse d'avance pour mes possibles fautes d'orthographes, je suis britanniques (avec des origines française) donc mon français, bien que presque parfait à l'oral, peut parfois laisser à désirer à l'écrit.