Force of habit
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Apeldoorn
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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Apeldoorn
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Hi OP here, I don't know why it's showing me as male, I'm very much a female, a potato female apparently.. But I'll just add a bit more context to a very random situation, the kid who said it is one of my pupils (12 years old), she often says her random thought out loude, although this is one of the most random things she's ever said to me. She couldn't tell what kind of potato is the good kind, just that I looked like it. Some of the suggestions in the comments here is absolutely hilarious and great possible candidates for the good looking potato.