Lapsus
By Burnoz - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Australie - Belgrave
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
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By Capitaine G. - 23/07/2008 18:02
Je vous garantis que c'est authentique. Ca remonte à quelques années maintenant et heureusement qu'on s'entendait bien, j'ai pu la charier un moment la dessus, mais je suis certain qu'au fond elle a toujours cru que c'etait possible mais que j'ai pas voulu lui rendre ce service pour la taquiner.