nutellalex

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  • Nord, France
  • 31 years-old
  • Monday 11 September 1995
  • Single

About Nutellalex

Bonjour, Bonsoir !

Envoie un message si tu veux bavarder.

Au revoir !

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Nutellalex's FML badges

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

At night, all FMLs are grey.

To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

He who tries, wins.

See, one of you was right.

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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Omelette Master Badge

You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!

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Nutellalex's favorite FMLs

clouclou tells us more.

clouclou 6

(C'est moi qui ai écrit la vdm) Pour info, les chaussettes antidérapantes, c'est histoire de survivre au blocus sur mes planchers glissants... Pas sur le sol de l'auditoire ou en rue ! xD (Quoique, quand j'y pense, l'idée n'est pas si mauvaise...) Et oui, d'après ce que j'ai pu voir sur google, porte-mine = criterium, et il est tout à fait anormal que cette mine ne se soit pas tout simplement cassée sur mon doigt mais qu'elle ait préféré s'enfoncer dedans... Ce n'est pas censé être si solide. En tout cas je me sens rassurée (et moins seule) devant le nombre d'autres "pas doués" dans mon genre qui s'expriment. :)

Madelle tells us more.

Madelle 3

Le paon commença sa cour en essayant d'attirer mon regard sur lui : Il dit en parlant très fort " Oh il y a beaucoup de monde dans se métro, je n'ai pas du tout envie de me faire draguer ! " La rame étant bondée, impossible de fuir ! Je n'avais plus qu'a tenter de ne pas croiser son regard ! " Je ne vois pas d'alliance, c'est bon, je peux y aller ! " " La place se libère à côté de moi " En ajoutant que l'homme concerné devait avoir au moins 15-20 ans de plus que moi !

B_and_W tells us more.

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Après une petite relecture des coms: la VDM a été corrigé, j'avais spécifié que la petite ne devait pas excéder trois ans, donc je ne pense pas qu'elle ait vraiment eu conscience de la mort du pigeon (même si j'ai bien l'hypothèse du pigeon qui fait une blague :D ), et c'est une VDM: pour le pigeon, le bus, la petite (plus tard quand on racontera ça à son premier copain X) ), ceux qui attendaient le bus, et ceux qui vont devoir subir la "génération sado" (dixit je sais plus qui.... Désolé, j'ai pas retrouvé les post :/)... Puis pas choqué, juste amusé par la réaction de la gamine :D