By benoit - 26/08/2009 13:26
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Passionné par les Beatles et la musique en général (du classique au rap), fan de jeux vidéos & d'informatique (mais aussi des sciences qui font peur genre maths/physique).
Grand lecteurs de roman, de Diderot à Bottero en passant par Pagnol.
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Ilolus's favorite FMLs
By Prof - 15/09/2009 22:37
By Born to looose - 23/09/2009 12:04
By Inconnu - 30/09/2009 12:01
By Kevin - 04/10/2009 14:12
By lobbygirl - 05/10/2009 00:06
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En veilleuse
By chris - 13/10/2009 10:11
By maodun - 14/10/2009 09:59
Trop technique pour moi
By Catherine2009 - 14/10/2009 14:53
By MDRR' - 01/11/2009 12:51
By laetitia ball - 06/11/2009 14:08
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PwOOuuhaaHAhhaha ! vous m'avez tous fait marrer aussi. J'avoue mon mec m'a fait pleurer de rire sur le coup (malgrès la grosse bâche) Finalement en arrivant, il avait réfléchir à l'ordre de ces priorités, mais quenini ! "on en reparle dans 4h02" (version longue du Retour du Roi), et na !
By Inconnu - 07/11/2009 15:20
Pourquoi ?
By taftif - 09/11/2009 16:47
Urgence
By rscamillo - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By Nakor - 12/11/2009 21:32
Rupture en série
By Florentineuh - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By Jack - 24/11/2009 19:18
Claqué
By MiniMarko - 27/11/2009 18:21
By Dolynn - 17/12/2009 21:38
By Droopy97 - 01/01/2010 22:51
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Précision pour ceux qui ne semble connaitre que le lubrifiants pour voiture : facture de Condozone avec mon nom dessus et un énorme logo en forme de préservatif, d'où l'appel nominatif pour récupérer ladite facture par la bibliothécaire
Zut, tout le monde a calé que c'était à toulouse compans je suis fichée maintenant! pour info: non ils ne sont pas venus à 900 c'est ce qu'une fille m'avait dit mais ils n'étaient que 250-300, je pense, à commander à bouffer + une centaine de valises entassées partout + des chants paillards à tue-tête. Croyez moi on aurait bien cru qu'ils étaient le double :p. Et non on ferme à 23h30, il restait 2 cuisine + 1 fcn + 3 caisse, finalement on a fini avec 20 min de retard seulement parce qu'on est des warriors et j'ai même pas fait une crise de nerfs quand j'ai vu l'état de ma salle après: Hiroshima.