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By Sam - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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By Sam - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By Tomato - 22/04/2009 11:45
By héhé.. - 11/06/2009 16:34
By alain - 03/07/2009 17:30
By minimimi - 05/07/2009 22:36
By Hop - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By loelai - 06/09/2013 13:58
By lillypotier - 22/09/2009 16:34
By Mayabie - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By elocoquelicot - 02/01/2010 16:31
By Laradioquitue - 20/01/2010 21:10
By Sylvia - 02/02/2010 13:56
By jacky - 03/02/2010 17:34
By Milie - 08/02/2010 17:16
By souris - 10/02/2010 21:54
By pourquoi pas ? - 20/02/2010 09:15
By caroletteviolett - 30/03/2010 17:35
Il a trois ans, il ne parle pas très bien! Si j'avais voulu respecter en phonétique, ça aurait donné "maman ve peux venir dormir avec toi, ve peur des monstres. Z'ai fait pipi dans ton yit, ve retourne dans ma sambre, yé monstres y sont patis" Mais j'ai eu peur que vous en compreniez pas :) Sinon c'est vrai que j'aurais aussi pu traduire!
By Manou - 01/06/2010 16:15 - France
By Clyde - 02/06/2010 16:54 - France
By snif - 09/06/2010 15:51 - France
Bon je confirme, ceci n'est pas une blague, mais ne date pas non plus d'aujourd'hui.. Etant moi aussi allée en Thaïlande, je peux vous affirmer que toutes les prostituées ne sont pas mineures et que beaucoup, qui semblent très jeunes (côté asiatique) sont majeures.. Le plus vexant peut-être, c'est qu'il ne s'est pas tapé une prostituée par manque de sexe, vu qu'il l'a fait dès son arrivée et que je l'ai vu le jour de son départ.. En ce qui concerne la faute d'orthographe, pas de probleme, ça arrive..