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My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?
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Mauvais présage
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Levis34000 tells us more.
Castagne
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By Anonyme - 01/05/2012 19:41 - France - Lyon
Stellounette tells us more.
Suis-je conne au point de me rendre compte que c'est ma VDM et que je l'est posté alors que je n'était pas connecté !! VDM pour moi :) & sinon, cette VDM n'a rien de pervers, je l'ai juste mal tournée !! :)
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By floyd_1992 - 20/05/2012 17:30 - Belgique - Anderlues
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Bonjour ! Je suis l'auteurE de cette VDM ! Tout d'abord, je tiens à préciser que je suis une fille ! (et que certains commentaires m'ont bien fait rire :D Les jeux de mots mais aussi les "t'es méchante") Je tiens à dire que je n'ai jamais regardé "on n'est pas des cobayes", je ne regarde jamais Arte et je n'ai pas France 5, c'est donc juste une coincidence ... Voilà sinon, Floyd, le nom du héros de cette VDM, ne s'est pas vraiment assomé contre la table, il s'est juste cogné avec un grand bruit (mais ça donnait mieux raconté comme ça ;) ) Je tiens aussi à dire que mon chien = le meilleur = le plus beau = le plus drôle = mon bébé = l'amour de ma vie et que je ne veux absolument pas lui faire de mal ... Quand il mourra un jour, j'ai déjà dit que je m'enfermerai chez moi pendant deux semaines en mangeant de la glace Ben & Jerry's pour faire mon deuil :) Bon, après je sais pas si ce test est très fiable, je crois juste que ce chien est le chien le moins agressif/stressé/nerveux/réactif du monde, et qu'il a l'habitude de supporter les petites folies de ma soeur et moi ... Et puis, c'est une race très patiente et adorable donc je pense qu'il s'est juste dit, dans sa petite tête, que ça ne servait à rien de lutter :D Bon, pour le coin de la table, c'est un petit incident, mais il s'en est vite remis ... Je crois qu'il a déjà oublié ;) Voilà, donc ne me blâmez pas, je ne torture pas les animaux (sauf les limaces) et Floydinou va très bien (en ce moment, il profite de son moment de gloire en dormant et en bavant sous la table du salon, si vous voulez tout savoir) Merci de m'avoir lue et ravie d'en avoir fait rire certains ;)
By Anonyme - 03/06/2012 12:36 - France - Hanches
By Blondyne - 09/06/2012 13:38 - France - Montlouis-sur-loire
By Anonyme - 16/06/2012 22:00 - France - Marseille
By Smile57 - 18/06/2012 16:13 - France - Thionville
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Inutile de crier au fake ! Je suis l'auteure, et bien que la ressemblance avec Garfield est frappante, je vous assure que je me fait réveiller comme ça régulièrement. Justement parce que je ne veux pas lui faire ses quatre volontés (soit lui ouvrir la porte, lui donner à manger ...). On a beau dire, ils sont pas cons ces chats !
By AmyGraveless - 25/06/2012 10:33 - France - Tournon-sur-rh
By Roach - 27/06/2012 16:30 - France - Perpignan
By Sebcross - 26/07/2012 17:02 - France - Tarascon
Sebcross tells us more.
Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM, pourtant j'ai beau le nourrir tout les jours comme il se doit, ça l'empêche pas d'aller voir ailleurs, alors les commentaires a la brigitte bardeau je m'en passe , merci ;-)
By Circussette - 26/07/2012 23:02 - France - Paris
Encore !
By Akiko - 01/08/2012 10:16 - France - Urou-et-crennes
By lugdunumlady - 18/08/2012 22:27 - France - Digne
By Anonyme - 30/08/2012 20:28 - France
Kerael, Chabouille, malheureusement de l'huile de tournesol ... Bien dommage car c'était une excellente idée ;) Il a pris une sacrée douche et j'y ai passé un temps fou ... Et je ne vous raconte pas l'état de ma salle de bain !! ^^