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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Liban - Beirut
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Liban - Beirut
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By mymy88 - 02/07/2013 08:52 - France - Lyon
J'ai mal dû m'exprimer dans ma VDM puisqu'il ne s'agit pas de la porte elle-même mais du verrou. Du coup je ne pense pas que ce soit une question d'être pudique ou non. Je ne suis pas vraiment effrayée, le "J'ai peur", c'était pour la formulation de la VDM. Ca m'a bien rire sur le coup et c'est juste que ça m'a fait bizarre qu'il me dise ça alors qu'on ne vit ensemble que depuis une semaine et qu'on ne se connaissait pas du tout avant. Maintenant ça ne m'empêche pas de penser que la coloc' avec lui sera cool. Mais merci pour le soutien ;-)
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By Ouuuups - 05/07/2013 02:26 - Canada - Montr
Hey, je suis l'auteur(e ?)! J'aurai jamais pensé qu'elle serait validée, merci :D Certains de vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire x), pour les autres qui trouvent ça un peu exagéré ou stupide, il faut pas oublier qu'on est sur VDM hein, je l'ai formulé comme ça pour que ce soit plus drôle :) Car bon, on peut pas dire que j'ai été particulièrement émue à ce moment là (il faudrait que je commence à m’inquiéter sinon...), mais j'ai trouvé ça marrant d'avoir une "trace de son passage" un peu originale x) (oui c'est pas très sexy...) Et oui, désolée de l'apprendre à certains, mais on fait tous caca et pipi, faut s'y faire :D