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By mais_pourquoiiii - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Le Cannet
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
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Bonjour à tous ! J'ai beaucoup aimé la plupart des jeux de mots sur mon pseudo, ils m'ont bien fait rire ! Et je remercie toutes les personnes qui ont fait des blagues "nulles" dans les commentaires. Il y en avait que je ne connaissais pas. Au risque de vous décevoir, cette anecdote ne m'est pas arrivée personnellement. J'ai repensé à cette histoire qui date de quelques années maintenant en lisant les VDM en aléatoire. La vérité c'est que je suis l'une des personnes qui a créé cette unité de mesure ! Suite à une série de blagues particulièrement nulles faites par une personne de mon groupe , nous avions décidé de la prévenir à chaque fois qu'elle allait faire un bide en utilisant cette fameuse unité de mesure des blagues nulles. Les résultats ont été plus ou moins convaincants, vu qu'elle a continué à en débiter plusieurs par heure... Mais bon ! Plusieurs années après, quand l'un d'entre nous fait une blague (un peu... ou très) pourrie, il nous arrive de l'utiliser. Ça nous fait (sou)rire et ça nous rappelle de bons souvenirs. Je ne vous donnerai pas le prénom de cette personne, comme ça elle pourra continuer à raconter des blagues nulles en paix. Désolée... ;) Je vous dirai seulement que cette unité de mesure est le PA (et oui, le héros de cette histoire possède un prénom composé) dont l'échelle de valeur se décompose approximativement de la manière suivante: - De 0 à 1: Très bonne à potable. - 1: Blague casual, elle est ni tordante ni blasante. - 1 à 2: Ça en fait encore rire ou sourire quelques uns mais c'est déjà plus ça. - 2 à 3: Là c'est un bide total... Pour conclure, je me suis rendue compte qu'effectivement, en lisant le mail envoyé par l'équipe de VDM, on ressent beaucoup de joie et de fierté à être publié. C'est assez troublant parce que je ne m'attendais pas du tout à ce que l'émotion ressentie soit aussi forte. Maintenant je comprends un peu mieux les messages des gens quand ils commentent leur VDM ^^ Merci de m'avoir lue (si vous êtes arrivés jusque là) et n'hésitez pas à vous lâcher sur les blagues !