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  • Wednesday 16 April 1997
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About Freelancer0

Hey ! :)
Envoie un MP, j'adore faire de nouvelle connaissance ! :)
Par contre si c'est pour me traiter de "nazis irresposable qui ne veut propager que la haine et la guerre", je pense que tu peux t'abstenir, c'est pas nécessaire.Sinon j'aime beaucoup les sensations fortes, le sport, même si je suis assez feignant sur les bords quand même. Oui c'est contradictoire mais je m'en fou ?J'aime à peu près faire tout ce qui est faisable, je n'ai pas vraiment de style de musique, ni de genre de film préféré et je lis de tout.Sur la troisième photo, j'ai mis de la mangue à la place des pépites de chocolat. Et je sais faire des steaks aussi. Et des pâtes..Maintenant envoie un MP ! :)
"Au fracas des combats, je suivrais mes aînésSans crainte de la mort, qui épie le guerrierEt si un dur matin, elle me prend pour amantQue se soit la victoire, qui vienne par mon sang"

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Après une petite relecture des coms: la VDM a été corrigé, j'avais spécifié que la petite ne devait pas excéder trois ans, donc je ne pense pas qu'elle ait vraiment eu conscience de la mort du pigeon (même si j'ai bien l'hypothèse du pigeon qui fait une blague :D ), et c'est une VDM: pour le pigeon, le bus, la petite (plus tard quand on racontera ça à son premier copain X) ), ceux qui attendaient le bus, et ceux qui vont devoir subir la "génération sado" (dixit je sais plus qui.... Désolé, j'ai pas retrouvé les post :/)... Puis pas choqué, juste amusé par la réaction de la gamine :D

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Pour les besoins de la VDM, j'ai évalué son âge au pif (je sais pas moi, ça parle mais ça dit des trucs un peu incohérents, j'me suis dit que trois ans ça devait coller^^) Finalement je n'ai rien ramassé du tout, sa mère l'a un peu engueulé ~

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Et oui, ces reflexes qui nous trahissent... ^^ Déjà il faut savoir que c'est a l’étranger et que je suis la petite jeunette de la boite. Mon boss est un petit papi qui se sent très responsable de moi. Il m'a déjà interdit de venir au boulot tant que je n’étais pas enregistrée chez un médecin, de peur qu'il m'arrive un truc (il a fait un pacte avec ma mère...-no comment-). Il a beaucoup d'humour (et heureusement !). Sur le coup il a juste fait "Oh...ok !" et m'a serrée dans ses bras. Quand j'ai compris que ça n’était pas le but de la manœuvre je me suis sentie très bête. Toutefois, J'ai tout de même eu le plaisir d'entrevoir ma collègue derrière, toute rouge, faisant tout son possible pour ne pas exploser de rire. Ça aura au moins eu le mérite de mettre des sourires sur les têtes des collègues ce jour la :). ps: non je n'ai pas eu d'augmentation (flute!), et j'ai toujours mon emploi.