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By maritza15 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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By maritza15 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France
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Bonjour, Je suis l'auteur de la VDM (malheureusement je n'avais pas de compte avant..) Alors quelques précisions afin de calmer les ardeurs de certains radicalistes, qui s'énervent tous seuls sur un site comme VDM ! LE professeur est un enseignant chercheur et je suis déjà bien avancée dans mes études. Donc je n'ai pas 12ans et lui 56 non plus. Ce que j'ai décrit par "avances" n'étaient ni des sous entendus graveleux ni des attouchements punis par la loi ; mais seulement une conversation plus personnelle sur nos personnalités (et pas sur un de ses cours). Alors même si ça jette un froid (enfin pour moi particulièrement), c'est tout naturellement que ce genre de confessions sont venues. De plus ça fait plusieurs années que nous nous "connaissons" et nous n'avons pas une différence d'âge de 30ans. Vous pouvez alors dire que mes avances sont ratées : en effet ! Enfin, je ne vois pas pourquoi "dire son homosexualité à une élève, c'est signer son arrêt de mort en tant que professeur". Le fait est, c'est un professeur et il a donc la liberté de garder sa vie privée tel qu'il le souhaite. En revanche, gay ou pas, ça ne change rien. Un être humain comme un autre, et bien meilleur professeur qu'un gros con cinquantenaire macho !