By Sam Papayoko - 09/04/2014 19:38 - Nouvelle-Calédonie - Kon
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Envoie un MP, j'adore faire de nouvelle connaissance ! :)
Par contre si c'est pour me traiter de "nazis irresposable qui ne veut propager que la haine et la guerre", je pense que tu peux t'abstenir, c'est pas nécessaire.Sinon j'aime beaucoup les sensations fortes, le sport, même si je suis assez feignant sur les bords quand même. Oui c'est contradictoire mais je m'en fou ?J'aime à peu près faire tout ce qui est faisable, je n'ai pas vraiment de style de musique, ni de genre de film préféré et je lis de tout.Sur la troisième photo, j'ai mis de la mangue à la place des pépites de chocolat. Et je sais faire des steaks aussi. Et des pâtes..Maintenant envoie un MP ! :)
"Au fracas des combats, je suivrais mes aînésSans crainte de la mort, qui épie le guerrierEt si un dur matin, elle me prend pour amantQue se soit la victoire, qui vienne par mon sang"
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Allo ? Je suis là !
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Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM: Je vous ai tous lu et vous m'avez bien fait rire. Il est vrai qu'il y a pas mal de termes technique qui peuvent prêter à confusion dont celui là. Après avoir "filmé" sa palette, il m'a demandé ce qu'il devait faire. J'essayais de me retenir de rire en lui disant que maintenant il devait aller montrer sa vidéo au chef dans le bureau. Le pire c'est qu'il partait pour le faire. Je l'ai donc rattraper en lui disant "non je déconne, fait pas ça tu vas passer pour un con. Ca reste entre nous mais quand je te disais de filmer la palette j'entendais par là, l'entourer de cellophane comme j'ai fait tout à l'heure". Voila, on s'est marré tout le reste de la journée et encore aujourd'hui. Maintenant je le charrie avec ça mais ça reste bon enfant. Du coup après, quand je lui ai dit de gerber la palette, je lui ai expliqué ce que ça voulait dire: "ça veut dire que tu déposes la palette sur l'autre palette, ça ne veut pas dire que tu dois te forcer à vomir". Enfin voila, du coup on se marre bien tous les deux au boulot d'autant plus qu'il n'y a rien de méchant.