By no quiero bailar - 17/03/2015 16:14 - France
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Envoie un MP, j'adore faire de nouvelle connaissance ! :)
Par contre si c'est pour me traiter de "nazis irresposable qui ne veut propager que la haine et la guerre", je pense que tu peux t'abstenir, c'est pas nécessaire.Sinon j'aime beaucoup les sensations fortes, le sport, même si je suis assez feignant sur les bords quand même. Oui c'est contradictoire mais je m'en fou ?J'aime à peu près faire tout ce qui est faisable, je n'ai pas vraiment de style de musique, ni de genre de film préféré et je lis de tout.Sur la troisième photo, j'ai mis de la mangue à la place des pépites de chocolat. Et je sais faire des steaks aussi. Et des pâtes..Maintenant envoie un MP ! :)
"Au fracas des combats, je suivrais mes aînésSans crainte de la mort, qui épie le guerrierEt si un dur matin, elle me prend pour amantQue se soit la victoire, qui vienne par mon sang"
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By pointg - 14/04/2015 08:59 - France - Lahonce
Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Quelques infos complémentaires: -non, je n'ai pas eu le job. Le plus drôle, c'est que j'ai eu l'occasion de discuter avec mon "adversaire" puisque nous avons eu un entretien final l'un après l'autre, et qu'en ce qui le concerne il en était là, outre ses compétences que je ne renie absolument pas, par "cooptation" de la part d'un membre de sa famille. (sans langue de bois, du piston quoi). -Je ne pense pas qu'il s'agissait de tentative de déstabilisation, puisqu'il a été ajouté que la diversité de ces expériences était "mauvaise" et montrait "de la dispersion". J'ai argumenté que ça montrait au contraire une ouverture d'esprit et une faculté d'adaptation. Malheureusement en France, on veut du 100% lisse. En moi-même je pensais "excuse moi de ne pas cumuler un poste de retourneur de steak chez mc do, retourneur de steak chez quick et retourneur de steak au burger king pour être plus lisse". -J'ai eu l'occasion de bosser en Australie et au Royaume-uni, où avoir des expériences multiples constitue une force. Revenu en France pour rester un peu auprès de ma famille, j'ai compris qu'ici, c'est un risque, une faiblesse. Conclusion: je refais mes valises et vais rejoindre un marché du travail plus adapté à mon profil. -Pendant mes études, malgré ces boulots, je conservais une très bonne part de loisirs, de sport, de sorties, c'était une question d'organisation, pas des plus reposantes, mais faisable. Courage à tous ceux qui galèrent à cumuler boulot et études, courage à ceux qui galèrent à trouver du boulot tout court. Si vous sentez que le marché du travail français ne vous convient pas ou que vous ne convenez pas à ce marché du travail, faites vos valises. Le monde est grand et les opportunités accessibles à ceux qui veulent prendre leur destin en main. Pavé César.