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By sushipourri - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
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By La Blonde007 - 31/08/2008 12:24
Oui alors, j'ai 25 ans, ça va, j'ai passé l'âge de croire en la pureté des filles, j'en ai fréquenté d'ailleurs suffisamment, pour savoir qu'elles font les mêmes choses que nous. Donc vouloir faire de l'ironie en faisant la personne choquée est assez mal adapté. Juste comme l'a très bien dit #90, c'est une question de principe. Je suis très loin d'être coincé, mais j'ai quand même de la retenue. Même la fille avec qui je suis resté le plus longtemps (1an) ne m'a jamais entendu sur ce sujet. Enfin bon, elles n'ont pas eu l'indélicatesse d'aller jusqu'à en faire des puants. C'est resté de l'ordre sonore. Ce n'était pas non plus un plan anti-drague, car je n'ai jamais rien tenté. C'est même l'une d'entre elle qui me fait régulièrement du rentre-dedans. D'ailleurs si à un moment j'avais pu être tenté, maintenant j'aurais du mal. Donc c'est naturel, certes; tout le monde le fait, certes; mais qu'elles le fassent quand elles sont entre elles. Et pas dans ma caisse.