VDM au sens littéral
By DrGlamour - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
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By DrGlamour - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
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By bob - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
By Anonyme - 14/09/2013 07:19 - France - Clermont-ferrand
By fabien2608 - 15/09/2013 09:18 - France - Labourse
By renma - 15/09/2013 22:24 - France - Saint-m
By choupinetteeuh - 16/09/2013 19:45 - France - Clermont-ferrand
By HeuOups - 19/09/2013 21:07 - France - Le Havre
Bonjour ! Je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Alors pour info, ma VDM s'est déroulée l'année passée. Ce voisin faisait la fête tout les week-end depuis plusieurs mois, mon copain et moi redoutions le faite d'être en week-end. Ce voisin faisait la fête du jeudi au dimanche matin. Il faut dire aussi quand je suis allée le voir il était complément arraché. Et non mon voisin n'écoutait pas du métal mais du reggae. Quand je suis allée lui dire de baisser sa musique il était plus de 22h30, l'appart était tellement mal isolé que tout l'appart tremblait quand un voisin faisait une machine à laver. Les appartements étaient vraiment mal insonorisés. Pour répondre à certains, oui je suis assez bruyante au lit mais j'ai de bonnes raisons^^ c'est la faute à monsieur aussi^^. Je n'ai pas su quoi lui répondre sur le coup mais c'est pas pour autant que cette anecdote ne me fait pas rire ! Au contraire, je n'en ai pas honte je trouve ça rigolo, après c'est de la manière dont il l'a sorti qui a fait que je n'ai pas su quoi dire ! Voilà je crois que j'ai éclairé tout le monde. Bisou à tout le monde !!!