Enfin !
By Anonyme - 30/04/2016 20:33 - France - Gisors
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Bonjour à tous ! Heureuse de voir que ma VDM suscite autant de réactions... :D Alors pour la petite histoire, je vis avec mon copain dans une rue très fréquentée par de nombreux fêtards. Je suis quelqu'un d'à peu près tolérant mais il est vrai que lorsque cela se produit toutes les semaines, le seuil de tolérance descend petit à petit... Or, nous avons eu quelques petites frayeurs avec mon copain après avoir justement essayé de DIALOGUER (oui oui, c'est un mot que je connais ! ^^). Les réactions sont parfois très... inattendues lorsque le sang est imbibé d'alcool ! :D Ce soir-là, en plus, mon copain n'était pas là : j'étais donc encore moins courageuse que d'habitude. Il n'y a pas eu de sirène, donc rien qui pouvait me laisser penser qu'un incendie était en cours (surtout qu'en réalité il ne s'agissait que d'un début d'incendie, et les policiers étaient là pour sécuriser le périmètre le temps de l'intervention des pompiers). J'aurais éventuellement pu tilter parce qu'il y a avait une lumière bizarre (j'ai compris plus tard que c'était un gyrophare !). Bref, j'étais naze, il était 3h du matin et j'avais une réunion méga importante le lendemain à 8h30... J'ai donc balancé mon seau d'eau. Quand j'ai entendu un ton autoritaire crier "Hé ho ! Qui vient de faire ça ? On monte de suite chez-vous, ouvrez ou on défonce la porte !", j'ai bien compris qu'il y avait un problème... Vous vous doutez bien que les policiers étaient hors d'eux. IIs sont montés illico presto chez moi. Ils m'ont engueulée comme du poisson pourri, et voulaient m'emmener au poste. J'étais tellement à bouts de nerfs que j'ai fondu en larmes et je pense qu'ils ont eu un peu pitié. J'ai quand même eu droit à une bonne leçon de morale... Ils sont finalement repartis, bien énervés malgré tout. Ils sont restés encore un petit moment sous ma fenêtre, en parlant encore plus fort. Je ne vous détaille pas mon état pendant la réunion le lendemain ! Mais j'ai compris la leçon, plus jamais de seau d'eau... La prochaine fois j'appelerai la police :D