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Crash test dummy

By yaya - 08/09/2013 18:30 - France

Aujourd'hui, dans la voiture en marche de mon copain, j'ai senti la vitre remonter et écraser douloureusement ma main, qui dépassait par la fenêtre. Il m'a dit : "C'était l'occasion d'enfin tester la sécurité de la vitre électrique de ma voiture. Maintenant, je sais qu'il n'y en a pas." VDM

I agree, your life sucks 77 349

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J'accuse !

By NotGuilty - 09/09/2013 10:20

Aujourd'hui, il manque pas mal d'argent dans le stock familial, et je suis accusé de l'avoir pris. Mes parents hurlent, s'indignent, pleurent un peu, se demandent où ils ont échoué avec moi, menacent de tout me confisquer. Je n'ai rien fait. L'un d'eux est un très bon acteur, mais lequel ? VDM

I agree, your life sucks 111 272

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Venez comme vous êtes

By Mcdo13 - 11/09/2013 21:23 - France - Marseille

Aujourd'hui, je travaille dans un fast food et on reçoit souvent des commandes spéciales, telles qu'un "Big Mac sans cornichons" ou encore un "Filet-O-Fish sans sauce." Mais le coup du "hamburger sans le pain, juste la viande", ça reste vraiment bizarre. VDM

I agree, your life sucks 84 558

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By play78 - 12/09/2013 22:00 - France

Aujourd'hui, un élève de l'auto-école où je suis moniteur m'a dit : "Quand tu me dis de ralentir avant le feu, c'est avec le frein ?" Non, tu sors un pied dehors... VDM

I agree, your life sucks 89 460

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Grillé

By Clemetal4187 - 16/09/2013 16:19 - France - Limoges

Aujourd'hui, ma mère s'est plainte de toutes ces pubs pour des sites pornographiques sur Internet. Je lui ai fait remarquer que les pubs apparaissaient en fonction des recherches qu'on effectuait. Elle était sur mon ordinateur. VDM

I agree, your life sucks 94 938

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By furette - 20/09/2013 06:26 - Suisse - Kublis

Aujourd'hui, j'ai appris qu'une femelle furet pouvait mourir si elle n'avait pas de relation sexuelle avec un mâle pendant un an. Je me suis alors rendu compte que si j'avais été un furet, je serais déjà morte deux fois. VDM

I agree, your life sucks 134 175

You deserved it 14 350

By Gaby_17 - 21/09/2013 10:07 - France

Aujourd'hui, ma copine, en première année de médecine, a appris que le sperme contenait un antibactérien. Depuis, elle m'appelle Sanytol. VDM

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Saturday 21 September 2013 17:20

Coucou à tous! Je suis l'auteur de la VDM, et en fait c'est moi la copine. L'expression date de l'an dernier, (Je repique la premiere année) et on y a repensé ce matin... D'où l'idée de la poster! Et elle est là! On a lu vos commentaires, ils sont très drôles, merci pour tout, et à la prochaine :-)