By chanclepants - 27/01/2010 13:35 - France
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By chanclepants - 27/01/2010 13:35 - France
By depr3ssed - 31/01/2010 17:42 - United States
By JK - 01/02/2010 00:24 - United States
By Anonymous - 02/02/2010 15:40 - United States
By michelle - 05/02/2010 19:01 - France
By Kelso - 06/02/2010 18:22 - United States
By syl - 11/02/2010 06:18 - Canada
By Sophie - 17/02/2010 05:07 - United States
By jo - 20/02/2010 10:47 - United States
By charliesangel123 - 21/02/2010 17:16 - United Kingdom
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By lendahandmanda - 24/02/2010 00:01 - United States
Not only was he a pretty muscular guy, but his arms were pinning mine down to a point, and i had no leverage laying in the position I was in. To those of you saying I should have just waited til he woke up, he was sort of choking me, his head was under my chin pressed against my neck, and I felt like I was being suffocated, and his body on top of mine was making it difficult for me to breathe. It might have just been anxiety though. I probably could have stuck through it.
By compguy - 25/02/2010 15:39 - United States
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By Jeff - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By Sorry - 03/03/2010 16:22 - Canada
wow this has just turned into a bug argument over who's state it better hahaha