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By NoMoreTrumpetBlowing - 14/08/2013 16:22 - United Kingdom
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By NoMoreTrumpetBlowing - 14/08/2013 16:22 - United Kingdom
By YayItsYasmine - 14/08/2013 16:48 - Austria - Trebesing
By Nanana32 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Hudson
By sisterly love - 14/08/2013 21:13 - United States - Santa Clara
By Aly - 15/08/2013 07:10 - United States - Ontario
By PapaMoti - 15/08/2013 08:04 - Canada - Toronto
Thanks for all the helpful comments! As to what happened next, security was called and we ended up looking at the camera footage which proved that I didn't steal the shirt. The manager was humiliated and apologized, but either way I am not going to be shopping from that store ever again.
By kaynotentirelywrong - 15/08/2013 16:49 - Canada - Repentigny
By insomniac x2 - 15/08/2013 19:56 - Mexico - Garza Garc
By deadman - 16/08/2013 01:06 - Canada - Edmonton
By Anonymous - 16/08/2013 21:05 - United States - Nevada
By Suprise - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
By ggabrams - 17/08/2013 12:55 - United States - Ewa Beach
He didn't give an excuse. I was laughing my ass off in the office though.
By why - 17/08/2013 14:18 - United States - Lexington
By fsfs - 17/08/2013 16:27 - Germany - Kiel
By Love stinks - 19/08/2013 13:06 - United States
By xxSecretAngelxx - 19/08/2013 18:35 - United States - Fayetteville
Hi everyone! I'm the OP and for those who were wondering I am in college which makes this story the more embarrassing! It was my first presentation this semester. It was a group presentation so I was already standing in front of the class with the rest of my group waiting for my turn to speak. Someone commented how come nobody told me when I walked in the class, when I walked in my jacket was zipped up, I started playing with my zipper when I was up in front of the class because it is a nervous tick I have, I do it without even noticing it. Kinda like how some girls twirl their hair or bite their nails. Of course either one of those would have been less embarrassing on that particular day!
By bluerhhajfk - 19/08/2013 23:29 - United States - Providence
Apparently his friend gave him some to try. He's only 14 so I don't think he knew any better. He told me he was experimenting, and I think that's an okay thing to do so long as he learned his lesson. He is just a young stupid teenager. Moral of the story: Don't do drugs, kids. Or you'll burn your penises.
By Loser - 21/08/2013 15:17 - United States
By Stinkipinkki - 21/08/2013 16:27 - United States - Austin
Hey everyone! I loved reading your comments. The good, the bad, and even the ugly. Let me just clear up that it was my moms birthday, so I came down early to wake her up with breakfast. I wasn't coming down to listen like a pervert. I am very glad my parents are still fond of each other but I experienced just a tad too much of this fondness. I know realize that I could of walked back up and try not to squeak on the stairs, but come on. I wasn't really thinking at that point, mostly freaking out! Thanks everyone and no I didn't have my camera to save the picture as blackmail ;)
By twatstick - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Worksop
Hey! I got another lemon in a box today, with the same note. But this time, the "Date me" was in caps and there was drawn a smiley on the lemon. I'm kinda getting creeped out, and i still haven't figured out who made it.