Baywatch
By Dubsfamille - 31/01/2009 22:05
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By Dubsfamille - 31/01/2009 22:05
By jujupoule - 31/01/2009 23:12
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By dianouch'ka - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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By guendouille - 09/02/2009 12:50
En effet j'ai traduit, il avait marqué: "a friend in need is a friend indeed" !
By Okojo - 09/02/2009 22:35
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By clementine-f - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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By me serable - 18/02/2009 21:31
N'empêche que la blague, moi, je la connaissais pas... Faut croire que ma moitié si, surtout qu'elle était morte de rire en balançant ça. Mon érection en a pris un grand coup. Et genre, dites pas "ça se demande pas blabla", c'était dans le feu de l'action, je voulais juste l'entendre dire un truc du style "Oh ouiii" ou "Encooore" plutôt que les sempiternels longs et langoureux soupirs qui, même s'ils sont très agréables, sont relativement répétitifs. J'espérais pas un "Prends-moi comme un phoque lépreux", c'pas le genre de trucs qui me seksitent ! ='D Ça m'apprendra à vouloir pimenter ma vie seskuelle.