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By soph_fiie - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Évry
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Yes, we can tell. Thanks for taking part.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
By soph_fiie - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Évry
By Anonyme - 09/03/2015 22:44 - France - Reims
By wingardiumlevioooosa - 01/04/2015 21:11 - France - Lyon
By saranou777 - 02/04/2015 16:34 - France
By Milkamum - 08/04/2015 08:28 - Belgique - Wilrijk
By Marcus - 09/04/2015 18:12 - Royaume-Uni - Romford
By Shame - 12/04/2015 20:02 - France
By Hopa - 26/04/2015 08:08 - France - Bezons
Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM ! Déjà je suis surprise qu'elle est été validé et contente qu'elle rappelle des souvenirs de jeunesse à certains. Quand à ceux qui ont eu la chanson dans la tête toute la journée... Désolé ! Ensuite, je tiens à préciser qu'il n'y a pas une seule pensée raciste dans cette VDM ! Là où il y a eu malaise, c'est que j'ai eu peur que le monsieur le voit de cette façon. Parce que si ça avait été moi qui lui aurait dis, je doute que la pilule serait aussi bien passé... Ensuite, pour les différentes hypothèses à propos de pourquoi mon frère a dit ça... Le mystère reste entier ! Il faut rappeler que le petit à 3 ans, et je ne pense pas qu'à cet âge il est associé la phrase "Hakuna Matata" à une vie belle et sans soucis. Quand au rapport qu'il a fait entre cette chanson et une personne de couleur noir... C'est ce qui reste le plus étrange. Mais aller jusqu'à penser qu'il est raciste à cet âge, surement pas. Heureusement, le monsieur la bien pris, d'autant plus que c'est un voisin, et je me serai sentis très mal à l'aise en le re croisant si il l'avait mal pris. Effectivement rien de bien méchant dans tout ça, mais avec du recul il m'a fait bien rire, et je vois que je ne suis pas la seule !
By skaina - 06/05/2015 16:21 - France
By unecopineinsupportable - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France
By Fallait pas... - 13/05/2015 07:09 - France - Paris
By Anonyme - 25/01/2016 19:18 - Belgique - Li?ge
By dorinewp - 02/02/2016 09:01 - France
By Sangliergroin - 08/02/2016 09:03 - France
By Humour_de_maternelle - 09/02/2016 15:10 - France
By Badpig - 06/12/2016 19:58 - France - Saint Etienne
By grosse - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Saint Jeoire
By Searidge - 03/08/2011 04:40 - Canada
By Daddy - 12/08/2011 10:14 - France
By MiniSeins - 25/11/2011 14:15 - États-Unis
Bonjour à tous! Je suis l'auteure de la vdm! Très honnêtement surprise mais pas trop d'avoir été publié.. C'était une bonne grosse et valable VDM! Pour ceux qui se questionnent sur ma réaction: elle a été quasi nulle tant sa remarque m'a déconcertée dans un premier temps!!! Dans ce supermarché les caddies sont un peu complexes à détacher... Je ne sais pas pourquoi mais c'est comme ça! En revanche laissez moi vous dire qu'il s'est senti assez merdeux, parce que le supermarché n'étant pas énorme, je l'ai croisé dans tous les rayons pendant une demi heure...! Il ne s'est pas excusé bien entendu, par contre il ne m'a plus JAMAIS regardé dans les yeux! Enfin, je ne suis pas féministe, donc je ne suis pas non plus montée sur mes grands chevaux, et malheureusement je suis consciente que de nos jours, encore beaucoup d'hommes pensent comme ce gars. De plus, je suis du genre à ruminer ma repartie pendant trois semaines, mais sur le coup rien n'est venu avec la surprise!!!! ????