Urgence
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
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Je suis l'auteur de la VDM :) Vous m'avez bien fait rigoler avec certains de vos commentaires ! Alors merci, parce que sur le moment c'était pas gagné... Et pour ceux qui se sont demandés qui avait reçu le SMS, c'est moi. Je suis désolée si ça portait à confusion. Enfin, comment le rendez-vous s'est passé ? Et bien... Plutôt bien :) On est resté bons amis. Je lui ai montré la VDM, il s'est trouvé con... En fait, ça partait d'une bonne intention ^^ La destination finale n'a pas été fatale ;)
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C'étaient des Caterpillar, des chaussures sauvages qui nécessitent de la poigne si on ne veut pas qu'elles se rebellent une fois au pied. Mais maintenant, j'ai compris la leçon : je ne tire plus mes lacets vers le haut, mais vers le côté ! Comme ça, s'ils cassent, ce n'est pas moi qui prendrai le coup, mais la personne à côté de moi.
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Alors pour les explications : oui je surnomme mon chat Bouboule parce qu'il a une tête parfaitement ronde (et qu'il a tendance à un peu trop manger aussi, mais ça c'est autre chose....), mais il a pas l'air de se plaindre de ce surnom ! Quant à la petite fille elle devait pas être seule, je pense qu'elle se promenait avec sa mère (ou autre) parce que plus loin dans la rue y'avait une femme avec une poussette, j'en ai déduit sur le moment que la petite fille devait être à elle ! Et sinon beh j'ai retrouvé mon chat ^^