La dèche
By Aromevanille - 07/11/2008 14:15
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By Aromevanille - 07/11/2008 14:15
By Yoanne - 07/11/2008 17:44
By Mounie - 07/11/2008 21:43
By Aixela - 08/11/2008 16:41
Ralala ben écoutez, ce pauvre garçon, après m'avoir étonné par sa superbe demande, m'a envoyé un message de 8 pages pour me dire (en résumé) : que sa demande était pas très romantique et qu'il voulait juste être drôle (-_-"). Ensuite il m'a dit que sa demande comptait toujours, que si j'acceptais il serait un homme comblé. (...) Le problème c'est qu'il est très gentil mais il est aussi très moche (=S) il me faut donc encore réfléchir à ce sujet. =)
By ZTC - 09/11/2008 09:48
By Lolotteuh - 09/11/2008 17:18
Bon histoire de me défendre un peu: je suis totalement consciente que c'est moi la boulette! Eh oui je parle aux animaux, je rigole aussi toute seule et non je n'ai aucun penchant tordu!!! Je voulais juste partager une des nombreuses anecdotes que je vis au quotidien (eh oui les boulettes attirent les boulettes...et les boulets). Quant à mon gentil voisin 'boulet', c'était vraiment pas méchant, mais faut avouer que si je prends une voix sensuelle pour parler au chiens, c'est pas le cas quand je parle à des inconnus; il m'a prise pour quoi? Morale de l'histoire: continuer de rire de ses boulettes, ne pas parler aux chiens qu'on ne connait pas ou encore avant de faire la con s'assurer que personne ne nous regarde.
By presque - 12/11/2008 22:58
Merci à tous de vous inquiéter de mon plaisir sexuel mais je vous rassure, tout va bien de ce côté là. Si j'ai dit inattendu c'était parce que très rapide par rapport à d'habitude, cette rapidité est aussi la raison de la réaction de mon copain. Voilà, pas la peine de me traiter de frigide ou de simulatrice ou de le traiter de minable. C'était une situation exceptionnelle et drôle malgré un orgasme gâché. M'en fous j'en ai plein d'autres qui m'attendent.
By Switty Ember - 14/11/2008 20:48
By Inconnu - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
By Haillie - 16/11/2008 14:09
By otto - 16/11/2008 20:56
By Fannymjv - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
By pontocombo - 28/11/2008 16:17
By Rainette15 - 28/11/2008 19:21
By maggiejolie - 02/12/2008 20:11
By zér0lidarité - 03/12/2008 11:19
By nat - 03/12/2008 12:10
By Milwaukee - 03/12/2008 20:15
By Lili22 - 07/12/2008 01:00
By kaizuki - 10/12/2008 11:19
#9, évidemment, ce n'est pas moi la copine du père ! :) La mère a répondu "Ah ! c'est marrant !" avec une voix pincée et un rictus douloureux, qui montraient bien qu'elle trouvait ça pas drôle du tout... Elle m'a embauchée quand même, et mon martyr de Sainte Blandine super nanny a commencé aujourd'hui. J'aurai sûrement d'autres VDM à poster, parce que les gosses m'en ont fait de belles... #14, Leilande, tu habites dans quelle région, pour que le prénom Blandine soit courant ?