RIP camarade, toujours dans nos coeurs
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
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Je suis l'auteur. Quand papa part "au travail", il rentre le soir. Donc il me semblait nécessaire de lui expliquer que papa partait pour plusieurs jours. Quand il dit "papa est au ciel" ça veut simplement dire "papa est dans un avion ". Bon visiblement, il ne comprend pas (malgré mes nombreuses tentatives) qu'il n'allais pas rester dans l'avion toute la semaine. Et si il le dit avec un air triste, c'est parce que même pour une semaine son papa lui manque beaucoup.
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD ilybzfizubnag Ma VDM est publiée!! o/ Pour dissiper les doutes (même si c'est écrit hein), eh bien je suis un homme! Je suis ami avec mon meilleur ami depuis la maternelle, et on a une relation très fusionnelle. Quand je dis fusionnelle, je veux dire que je pourrais pas vivre sans lui que je donnerais ma vie pour lui ou que je mourrais avec toussa toussa. Mais vraiment. Ce mec est ma vie, c'est mon tout. Je sais c'est bizarre de voir ce genre de relation entre mecs, d'habitude (expérience personnelle), c'est des filles, oui.. On croit toujours qu'on est en couple car on se fait des câlins etc, mais pas du tout, on est tout les deux casés (Lui avec une fille moi avec un mec!) Sinon l'adresse du blog c'est... Ouais mais nan en fait. C'est déjà assez glauque que des gens du lycée lisent ça, alors des qu'on connait pas... Ca doit être facilement trouvable si on met les bons mots clés sur un certain site *tousse tousse*TUMBLR*tousse tousse* Sinon, on a lu un peu (on a bien ri parfois, car elles retransmettait des choses qui s'étaient déjà passées, des petites anecdotes), et ça fait un peu peur (surtout le fait qu'elles connaissent mieux mon emploi du temps que moi....), même si je dois dire que c'est vachement bien écrit. Sinon dès qu'on a découvert ce blog, j'ai directement pensé aux Durincest, à des fanfictions sur Kili/Fili du Hobbit, j'sais pas si vous voyez. J'sais pas si y a aussi des filisexuals ici mais omg c'est tellement bien. Pour conclure: On est pas en couple, on le sera jamais car on est casés et heureux, on est juste très très proches, et les fanfics Fili/Kili c'est la vie. Bisous sur votre fesse droite! (et gauche, elle sera jalouse sinon).