Ma vieille caisse
By UledMaster - 10/08/2014 01:49 - France - Saint-aygulf
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By UledMaster - 10/08/2014 01:49 - France - Saint-aygulf
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Oh flûte j'ai été publié..... Ici l'auteur. quelques précisions... Cette histoire m'est arrivée hier. J'habite depuis peu dans un vieux bâtiment assez coutumier de ce genre de problèmes. Le lavabo était plus ou moins bouché depuis le début, évacuant l'eau de manière assez aléatoire. J'ai déjà dévissé le siphon plusieurs fois et expérimenté diverses techniques mais rien n'y fait. Excédé j'ai décidé d'employer les grands moyens. Ça n'a pas fonctionné comme vous avez pu le lire. Ce matin l'eau y est encore. Merci pour vos commentaires J'ai bien rigolé des le réveil! Et pour les snipers de l'orthographe aux aguets derrière leurs écrans, oui j'ai mis un t à rempli, non ça n'altère pas la lisibilité de la VDM. Si ça avait été Chuck Norris qui avait mis ce fichu T, personne n'aurait osé l'ouvrir!
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By NeedOil - 25/08/2014 20:17 - France - La Menitr
salut, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM alors oui je suis une fille et oui j'ai une phobie du sang donc c'est sur que c'est pas facile une fois par mois mais bon sa passe ! mon malaise a cause du jus de framboise c'est surtout parce que quand ma mère a vu la tache sur ma main elle c'est mis a hurler car elle a cru que je m'avais entaillée ... a les mères vous connaissés le truc hein... donc sur le coup avec son hurlement et la vue du "sang" j'ai pas tenu le coup voila voila...faut eviter de trop brusquer les grandes peureuses.