Ne fais pas ça
By Anonyme - 20/07/2015 13:25 - Canada - Longueuil
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By Anonyme - 20/07/2015 13:25 - Canada - Longueuil
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By Anonyme - 09/10/2015 14:49 - France - Saillans
Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Comme vous avez pu le voir, je suis venue voir ma famille en Ukraine (et j'en suis très heureuse, la cerise sur le gâteau étant la publication de ma VDM :D ). Ma cousine, que je n'avais pas vue depuis presque 1 an, m'a sorti cette phrase après m'avoir vue avec mon copain. Après maintes questions, j'ai appris qu'elle l'avait entendu à la télévision mais qu'elle ne savait pas vraiment ce que cela signifiait (#42 avait donc raison ;) ) #6 Je lui ai bien entendu expliqué que ce n'est pas vrai, et qu'elle trouvera son Prince charmant quand elle sera plus grande. Elle m'a répondu, le yeux pétillants: "Ah bon? Comme Cendrillon?" :') #24 Merci pour le fou rire, vraiment! :D