Le rat
By Lapetitesouris - 31/10/2014 16:32 - France - Coursan
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By Lapetitesouris - 31/10/2014 16:32 - France - Coursan
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By juliaforest - 14/11/2014 21:44 - France
Bonjour je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Alors en fait j'étais a une soiree et j'ai dragué un garçon qui pensait que je n'étais pas bourrée (bizarre le type) et donc je l'ai embrassé, etc., et il pensait qu'on était en couple. Le lendemain, ma meilleur amie me l'a annoncé, je suis donc partie voir mon "copain" pour rompre. Ne vous en faites pas, il l'a pris avec le sourire.
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By bacastress - 17/11/2014 22:42 - France - Fosses
Bonjour bonjour, je suis l'auteure ! Des explications peut être ? En réalité, il s'agit du petit frère de mon copain qui ne se douche pas seul, je trouvais que c'était plus simple à raconter sous l'angle de vue du père. J'ai plusieurs fois demander à mon copain pourquoi il se douchait pas seul, et il m'a répondu que son frère est maladroit, et qu'il inonde la salle de bain si sa mère n'est pas avec. Après, je pense pas qu'elle le nettoie vraiment etc, enfin je ne peux pas savoir non plus... Je reconnais qu'il est "couvé" par sa mère et qu'il ne sait rien faire seul ^^ Ça n'a pas l'air de choquer qui que ce soit dans la famille (à part moi ^^) et le petit frère ne dit rien. Voilà voilà!