By Lemaltais - 28/05/2012 05:16
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Up and coming moderator
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I moderated this!
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Mobility
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Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
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Santa Claus
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Inception
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I like your style
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I agree, my mouse works.
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It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
The Mixer
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Consolation prize
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YDI Master
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50 favorites
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Judgmental
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50 quality comments
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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
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The return of the thumb
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The thumb strikes back
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A new thumb
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Anonyma1505's favorite FMLs
Stagiaire fatigué
By mookie - 01/06/2012 13:48
By Anonyme - 03/06/2012 09:50 - France - Lathus
By FauteuilEver Alone - 03/06/2012 22:28 - France - Illange
P'tit comique, va !
By Emy47 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Suisse - Orsieres
By nadj - 15/06/2012 09:02 - Royaume-Uni
nadj tells us more.
Le comble
By missfraise - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
By max2567 - 28/06/2012 15:14 - France - Malakoff
La chenille !
By Sombrero - 30/06/2012 15:41
By Digou - 04/07/2012 16:29 - France - Franconville
Digou tells us more.
Je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! En effet, comme beaucoup d'entre vous l'ont remarqué, mon copain est bien fan de Jurassick Parc ! Et il parlait réellement d'un coussin/oreiller. Il parle très souvent dans son sommeil, et je trouve cela très amusant. Il ne s'en souvient généralement pas au réveil, mais ce sont des bonnes séances de fous rires pendant le petit déj' !
Idiots
By newdreamer - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Royaume-Uni - London
By Anonyme - 12/07/2012 06:46 - France - Paris
By Anonyme - 04/08/2012 09:21 - France - Saint-jean-le-blanc
By _Enjoy_ - 12/08/2012 08:12 - France - Choisy-le-roi
By Pingouin - 12/08/2012 16:16 - France - Laxou
By Anonyme - 15/08/2012 06:27 - France
By Viracocha21 - 17/08/2012 12:02 - France - Steenbecque
Honte intersidérale
By drummer56 - 26/08/2012 20:06 - France - Josselin
Zéro de conduite
By miko - 08/09/2012 08:32 - France - Bordeaux
By groseille - 09/09/2012 16:07 - France - Mougins
C'est vrai, " Schwanz", ça peut vouloir dire simplement "queue ", et si l'on se réfère au sexe masculin, c'est plus vulgaire que "pénis ", mais, passé les quelques secondes de surprise et le fou rire de mes collègues (qui m'a paru durer une éternité par ailleurs), ils ont fini par m'expliquer mon lapsus en me disant que j'avais confondu le mot cygne avec le mot pénis en allemand. Voilà pourquoi j'ai présenté l'histoire de cette manière.