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By Chetan - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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By Chetan - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Je viens de vivre l'histoire d'amour la plus courte de ma vie justement, 1/4 d'heure, elle s'est terminée quand ma future petite copine a ... lue cette vdm...
By Lilythebee - 19/03/2009 20:52
Merci à toutes et à tous pour vos commentaires =) on se sent moins seule... Non bon pour précision, j'avoue que sur le coup je suis restée sans voix quand il m'a dit ça : je ne savais pas comment réagir... Mais bon, je l'ai regardé et il avait ce petit air narquois donc... J'ai explosé de rire ^^ et lui aussi a suivi. Comment bien finir une dispute ! =D
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Le placard ferme avec une petite clef. J'ai fermé, pris la clef avec moi et suis parti. (Réponse à #2). Elle était à moitié nue dans le lit. Je lui ai dis que je l'aimais. Elle m'a répondu : Moi aussi, et je n'aime que toi. C'est là que je lui ai dis "J'aime que tu me sois fidèle... (Réponse à #16).
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By bim - 31/10/2009 13:02
N'empêche que la blague, moi, je la connaissais pas... Faut croire que ma moitié si, surtout qu'elle était morte de rire en balançant ça. Mon érection en a pris un grand coup. Et genre, dites pas "ça se demande pas blabla", c'était dans le feu de l'action, je voulais juste l'entendre dire un truc du style "Oh ouiii" ou "Encooore" plutôt que les sempiternels longs et langoureux soupirs qui, même s'ils sont très agréables, sont relativement répétitifs. J'espérais pas un "Prends-moi comme un phoque lépreux", c'pas le genre de trucs qui me seksitent ! ='D Ça m'apprendra à vouloir pimenter ma vie seskuelle.