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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
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By lmarion - 20/04/2013 21:08 - France
Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de la vie de merde. J'ai été surprise de voir qu'elle était publiée... Aujourd'hui j'ai 20 ans et j'en rigole encore avec mon papounet ! Et oui, j'ai grandi... A l'epoque, vu qu'il etait plus âgé que les papas de mes copines, je pensais qu'il pouvait avoir un âge à trois chiffres. Mais maintenant je sais que ce n'est pas l'âge qui compte pour faire le meilleur des papas. En attendant, certains de vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire.
By aglagla - 01/06/2013 05:58 - France - Martignas-sur-jalle
By Jus - 08/07/2013 07:57 - France
By sparadrah73 - 08/07/2013 10:05 - France - Chamb
En fait non ^^ quand j'étais au sol, je n'arrivais pas à me détacher les pieds. Du coup le feu est passé au vert, puis au rouge à nouveau le temps que je me relève. (P.S : je suis content que ma vdm ait été publiée, parce que c'est du vécu)
Je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! En effet, comme beaucoup d'entre vous l'ont remarqué, mon copain est bien fan de Jurassick Parc ! Et il parlait réellement d'un coussin/oreiller. Il parle très souvent dans son sommeil, et je trouve cela très amusant. Il ne s'en souvient généralement pas au réveil, mais ce sont des bonnes séances de fous rires pendant le petit déj' !