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By Anonyme - 05/10/2010 22:49 - Canada
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By Anonyme - 05/10/2010 22:49 - Canada
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Après une petite relecture des coms: la VDM a été corrigé, j'avais spécifié que la petite ne devait pas excéder trois ans, donc je ne pense pas qu'elle ait vraiment eu conscience de la mort du pigeon (même si j'ai bien l'hypothèse du pigeon qui fait une blague :D ), et c'est une VDM: pour le pigeon, le bus, la petite (plus tard quand on racontera ça à son premier copain X) ), ceux qui attendaient le bus, et ceux qui vont devoir subir la "génération sado" (dixit je sais plus qui.... Désolé, j'ai pas retrouvé les post :/)... Puis pas choqué, juste amusé par la réaction de la gamine :D
By lounais - 02/04/2011 12:52 - France
Effectivement, je flippe aussi à chaque fois que je vais chez le dentiste, avec les bruits des machines et tout. Et comme quand je fais des vaccins, mon frangin se moque de moi. :) Mais je n'ai pas peur des prises de sang. Et au passage, c'est parce que j'ai tourné la tête en essayant de penser à autre chose que j'ai crié avant. Donc cette méthode, ça ne marche pas.
By Sai007 - 05/04/2012 13:35 - France
Bonjour à tous, je suis la coupable de cet horrible lapsus... Comment Claude a réagit? Un peu interloqué dans un premier temps...mais avant qu'il ne dise quoi que ce soit, je me suis confondue en excuse. "J'suis trop désolée, je voulais te donner un surnom affectueux genre comme en espagnol avec des les "i" et "o"...". Je m'enfonçais encore davantage. Il est assez taquin et pas forcément commode, donc il m'a juré qu'il allait me mettre un part de quatre-quart dans la figure (le seul truc qu'on ait sous la main à l'assoc), tout en plaisantant. Donc après je lui ai dit que c'était une énorme boulette, en m'excusant mille fois. Au final on en a rigolé, et je dois lui trouver un nouveau surnom. Malgré tout, j'avoue en avoir bien ri, même si sur le coup je me suis sentie très très conne... :)