Flashy
By shining - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Breuillet
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
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Well done, you gave a Hug to our secret mascot!
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Yes, we can tell. Thanks for taking part.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
With over 3000 messages posted on the forum, you certainly seem to be opiniated.
You said "I agree" with 1000 posts
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Je savais qu'en la formulant ainsi j'allais avoir des tlbm, mais de la a se faire insulter de mère indigne, aïe ca pique! C'est donc le moment de m'expliquer pour ne pas voir les services sociaux débarquer chez moi! Mon fils a 2 ans et demi, donc non je ne suis pas une ivrogne qui ne s occupe pas de son nourrisson de 2 jours! Je rentrais d une soirée entre filles (qui se font rares mais je ne savais pas qu'etre maman voulait dire ne plus avoir de vie, cf un commentaire précédent) et je n'étais pas torchée mais bien pompette je marchais droit en biais quoi :p Mon homme etait resté sagement à la maison (chacun son tour!) et quoi qu'il arrive je n'imagine pas aller me coucher sans regarder mon petit ange qui dort pour être sûre que tout va bien et profiter de ces premieres annees qui passent si vite... Et pour vous rassurer mon fils n'a pas été touché, j'ai eu le temps de m'écarter de son lit (je ne lui ai pas fait de bisou qui pue l'alcool, j etais juste a quelques pas de son lit a le regarder) mais je trouvais la formulation "vomi dessus" plus VDMiesque! Et si ca avait été le cas jamais je n'aurais pris le risque de boire si j'avais été seule avec lui la nuit (après l'avoir fait garder du coup cela va de soit) En 2mn c'était nettoyé ni vu ni connu! Voila, j'espère en avoir rassuré certain(e)s, on est sur VDM pas dans confessions intimes, et surtout j'espère en avoir fait rire d'autres!