By Anonyme - 30/11/2014 22:36 - Mexique - Cancun
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Si vous voulez me soudoyer, utilisez des crêpes, ça marche très bien ^^
Même si je dis tout haut ce que je pense lorsque je suis énervée ou fatiguée, je ne suis pas vraiment intimidante d'où mon surnom : la crevette !
Voilà, ce qui me défini en quelques mots.
N'hésitez pas à m'écrire par MP, mais attention, je griffe un peu (ou beaucoup) si vos Mp sont écrits en sms ! Désolée, mais je n'aime pas trop ça, c'est illisible.
Alors à bientôt !
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