By MonCoiffeurAdoré - 02/06/2012 19:22 - France - Paris
Jestir
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Changement de description.
J'ai enlevé la liste des séries que j'aime bien mais je suis toujours cinéphile.
Je fais des études de maths mais je pense avoir quand même un peu d'humour :P
Je miaoute les descriptions que je trouve originales ou bien, une photo de profil ou des commentaires sympas, subjectivement parlant.
J'aime bien VDM parce que même si il y a quelques redondances, c'est plutôt drôle, surtout les commentaires, j'essaye d'y mettre ma pierre à l'édifice, alors si vous avez des remarques, et au risque d'être comme beaucoup d'autres profils, envoyez un MP :)
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Jestir's favorite FMLs
Petit diable
By blabliblou - 07/06/2012 09:31 - France
By nadj - 15/06/2012 09:02 - Royaume-Uni
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La chenille !
By Sombrero - 30/06/2012 15:41
By Patate - 10/07/2012 07:48 - Royaume-Uni - London
By Kris - 18/07/2012 14:03 - France - Paris
Nerveuse
By WrongWay - 21/07/2012 10:15 - France - L
Aveu
By IronStark - 11/08/2012 00:02 - France - Villepinte
By lvam - 15/08/2012 23:00 - France - Reims
By gibosonjooo - 16/08/2012 00:46 - France - Rochemaure
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super ma VDM a été validée :) !! ça me réconforte un peu. je n'ai plus qu'a changer de boulangerie maintenant ^^'
Gel
By Anonyme - 23/08/2012 06:29 - France - Paris
Écart de langage
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By Arife - 17/05/2013 09:54 - France - Graulhet
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Il faut dire que quand ça m'est arrivée je venais de prendre mon permis, alors je stressais toujours en croisant les forces de l'ordre. De plus j'habitais à la montagne et ils se trouvaient sur une route peu fréquentée, si peut que a cette heure j'étais la seule voiture en vue. sur le coup je me suis dit "ça va être pour moi le contrôle" et j'ai pas attendu que l'on me sonne pour m'arrêter....
C'est vrai, " Schwanz", ça peut vouloir dire simplement "queue ", et si l'on se réfère au sexe masculin, c'est plus vulgaire que "pénis ", mais, passé les quelques secondes de surprise et le fou rire de mes collègues (qui m'a paru durer une éternité par ailleurs), ils ont fini par m'expliquer mon lapsus en me disant que j'avais confondu le mot cygne avec le mot pénis en allemand. Voilà pourquoi j'ai présenté l'histoire de cette manière.