Surprise !
By Bonsoir - 29/10/2015 12:02 - France - Acquigny
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
See, one of you was right.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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Bonjour, Je suis l'auteure de la VDM, qui a honteusement oublié l'existence de son compte et a donc soumis sa petite misère hors connexion. Je fais partie maintenant de ces quelques élus qui ont une vie suffisamment nulle pour être publié et j'ai eu la chance de connaître ce petite moment d'euphorie quand on voit notre galère partagée! :D Donc, je viens vous apporté des petites précisons: je suis la petite fille de 5 ans, haha (une douzaine d'année plus tard)! En fait, c'est une peur qui a fini par partir toute seule avec le temps et qui a duré le temps de mes primaires. Je ne sais pas vraiment quelle est son origine mais en tout cas, j'étais terrorisée à l'idée de toucher un bouton, les voir me dégoûtaient et je les évitais un maximum, en limitant les câlins avec ceux qui en portaient par exemple. Une fois, j'avais réveillé mes parents en pleine nuit en hurlant car mon pied avait touché un bouton de la housse pour les draps.. Au niveau de l'habillement, c'était un peu embêtant pour mes parents car je pétais facilement une durite si je portais une chemise ou un vêtement à boutons. Leur patience a été mise à dure épreuve mais bon, ils m'aiment encore