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By Piétonne - 15/06/2009 12:09
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Salut, je suis l'auteur de la VDM des toutous. Bon, la vérité, c'est que les voisins en question sont des gros louches, ils ont un tout petit jardin avec au moins 10 chiens qui aboient du soir au matin (ce qui est déja une bonne raison d'appeller les flics), et des frigos partout dans ledit jardin (ils font du trafic d'électroménager sans doute). Bref, ca fait longtemps que les flics devaient s'y intéresser de toute façon.... sans compter que les pauvres chiens sont mal "entretenus", sales, bruyants, violemment dominés par leurs maitres, vivant dans la crasse et le surnombre. Bref, pour les chiens en question, ils sont pas énormes (2 chien-loups quand meme), mais je les sais hargneux derrière leur portail quand je rentre tard...alors j'étais pas bien rassuré dans la rue. Le truc c'est que comme #13 l'a dit, la mémé savait sans doute qu'en fait ils sont pas méchant une fois sortis de leur enclos, et c'était d'ailleurs impressionnant de la voir juste dire "allez, tout le monde rentre!" pour que les chiens obéissent. Mais la vrai raison de la VDM : mon ridicule devant les flics, qui déja au téléphone m'avaient dit "et vous voulez qu'on se déplace pour ça ?!" Je vous plante le décor : moi à l'abri derrière mon portail, 8 chiens crados dans la rue, la voiture de flics devant mon portail (en effet les flics n'osaient pas trop sortir de la voiture non plus)...et la vieille qui sort de je sais pas ou, sans peur à pied dans la rue, et qui en 30 secondes fait rentrer tous les chiens et referme leur portail..surréaliste!! Voila, bon ben j'espère en avoir fait rigoler un ou deux. bises a tous.