sese59

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  • Saint Nazaire, France
  • 31 years-old
  • Thursday 17 November 1994
  • Single

About Sese59

19 ans, étudiant en Anglais, karatéka. Mon rêve: partir sans argent faire le tour du monde.
Sinon, bin j'adore discuter avec de nouvelles personnes venant d'un peu partout, alors si ça vous dit, => MP moi.

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

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DevilSmyle tells us more.

DevilSmyle 15

Salut ! Je suis l'auteur de la VDM . Certains commentaires m'ont beaucoup fais rire. Mais d'autres m'ont déplus. Bref, ne vous inquiétez pas. Mon fils m'a rendue la carte bleu, et il a supprimé les photos. Niveau punition : Plus d'ordinateur , de téléphone , argent de poches Et toutes ses économies sont miennes. J'ai fais opposition donc j'ai rien perdu. Il s'était abonné à un jeu sur internet ( 64 euros . ) Il s'est aussi pris une jolie paire de claque. Voilà , bonne journée et si votre enfant vous demande votre CB et un appareil photo , refusez , après avoir mis la CB dans son cul. Allez , Tchou !

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greenangel142 28

Bonjour! Tout d'abord merci pour vos commentaire de soutient! Ma vdm suscite un débat passionné! Pour ceux qui crient au fake, je tiens à préciser qu'avant ma période de chômage, j'avais occupé des emplois en CDI et CDD avec un salaire supérieur au SMIC. Donc, depuis le mois de janvier, j'ai retrouvé un emploi payé au SMIC, bien en dessous (200€) de mes allocations chômage. Malheureusement, avec ses revenus amoindris, je n'arrive plus à boucler mon mois comme des millions de personne en France!

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Lilooups 4

Je suis l'auteure de la VDM, et j'habite à Madrid, où il n'y a quasiment pas de moustiques ! J'ai donc eu le bonheur de me faire piquer par le seul moustique madrilène... C'est un des pires endroits où se faire piquer (enfin c'est surtout que t'as l'air con quand tu te grattes le doigt...), mais je préfère encore le doigt à la petite partie toute sensible sous l'oeil... Souvenir de cet été en camping où j'ai ressemblé à Quasimodo pendant une loooongue journée !

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CmoiLaGourde 17

Salut les amis, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Tous vos commentaires m'ont fait marrer lol. Alors, tout d'abord, ne vous inquiétez pas, mon fils n'a rien, il est tombé sur les fesses, rien de bien méchant. Il a continué sa vie comme si de rien n'était. Et concernant la chaise ? C'est une simple chaise en plastique toute pourrie lol. C'est vrai, j'ai eu un mauvais réflexe mais en même temps pas tant que ça, car comme dit plus, elle aurait pu lui tomber dessus. La personne qui m'a dit que je sauverai sûrement la tablette, hummm, allez savoir, ça coûte quand même bien cher ces trucs là ^^. Merci d'avoir validé. Bisous