By bidoubidoubisou - 27/02/2014 17:22 - France
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By bidoubidoubisou - 27/02/2014 17:22 - France
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By BrefODM - 20/04/2014 09:28 - Royaume-Uni
Coucou, c'est l'auteur. Je n'avais pas de compte en postant ma vdm, j'espere que les moderateurs vont voir que c'est la même ip (normalement oui vu que j'ai posté de mon telephone cette vdm et ce commentaire :)) Alors pour ceux qui voudraient savoir, ces "obseques" c'est une ceremonie avec la marche funebre fredonnée par mon mec, puis il a jeté un a un solennellement mes soutifs trop grands a la poubelle. Ensuite petite remarque: dire "etre ceci c'est mieux que cela" c'est ridicule ^^ c'est degrader des gens dans tous les cas, chacun ses gouts :)
By on va dire que je suis Bi - 22/04/2014 04:31 - France - Marseille
By samyait - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Dans le cadre professionnel, mon futur-ex mari fait souvent des conférences, mais je n'assiste pas toujours car j'ai aussi un métier. Étant en repos, j'ai voulu donc faire lui faire la surprise d'assister à l'une d'elle. Au début, j'ai réellement cru qu'il m'avait vu, et quand j'ai vu une autre femme se lever, j'étais très énervée. J'ai même lâché un "c*nnard" et mes voisins m'ont bien entendus. Après, c'était la fin de la conférence, donc tout le monde s'est levé. Je l'ai attendu dehors, puis je me suis avancée vers lui. Je crois qu'il était vraiment surpris. Je l'ai bien entendu giflé en lui disant qu'à son retour il devra faire ses valises. Je suis ensuite partie. Et j'attends toujours son retour, il n'est encore pas revenu chercher ses affaires, j'hésite à les donner à une association caritative !