Mihoki

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Essonne 91, France
26 years-old
Sunday 19 March 2000
Single

About Mihoki

L'humour grinçant c'est drôle. Je suis pansexuelle et otaku (yuri/yaoi/shojo/shonen). J'aime également les jeux vidéos. Comme la plus part des nerds je suis une timide flemmarde ! Tu peux m'envoyer un MP je répondrai sans doute

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Mihoki's favorite FMLs

Flemme

By lamouise - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Suisse - Andelfingen

Aujourd'hui, j'ai sermonné mon copain parce qu'il ne fait aucun effort pour trouver du travail. Lui m'a certifié le contraire. Je me suis donc emparée de son ordinateur pour vérifier ses dires. Entre deux sites pornos, il a recherché "Comment avoir des super-pouvoirs ?" VDM

I agree, your life sucks 102 382

You deserved it 9 710

By celibatarde - 07/12/2013 22:43 - France

Aujourd'hui, mon copain m'a larguée par texto de façon très subtile : "Je t'aime. J'espère qu'un jour quelqu'un pourra te le dire sans mentir." VDM

I agree, your life sucks 135 079

You deserved it 9 382

Quelle drôle d'idée

By Anonyme - 09/12/2013 19:12 - France - Les Clouzeaux

Aujourd'hui, contrôle de maths, que je finis vingt minutes en avance. Puisque je m'ennuie, je démonte ma calculatrice. La prof nous dit de retourner notre copie quand on a fini. Je découvre qu'il y a un verso, à faire à l'aide de la calculatrice. La mienne est démontée et ne marche plus. VDM

I agree, your life sucks 89 664

You deserved it 95 705

By TitMaman - 10/12/2013 15:24 - France - Cong

Aujourd'hui, la copine de mon fils de six ans est venue jouer à la maison. À un moment, je les ai vus tous les deux, fesses nues, assis sur les toilettes. En voyant mon air étonné, elle m'a dit très sérieusement : "On fait caca en amoureux." VDM

I agree, your life sucks 132 621

You deserved it 11 286

By Fangirl - 11/12/2013 14:10 - France - Cournon-d'auvergne

Aujourd'hui, ma fille est revenue émerveillée d'un concert. "Il y avait une ambiance de malade ! À un moment, il m'a craché de l'eau dessus. C'était génial !" VDM

I agree, your life sucks 101 525

You deserved it 10 677

Jedi

By jujusnt - 11/12/2013 20:52 - France - Rive-de-gier

Aujourd'hui, cela fait deux ans que je vis avec mon chéri. Jusqu'à présent, il n'avait jamais pété en ma présence. Cette nuit, pensant que je dormais, il s'est lâché, puis a remarqué que j'étais éveillée. Il m'a alors caressé les cheveux en disant : "Dors, c'est un cauchemar !" VDM

I agree, your life sucks 111 848

You deserved it 10 536

By superherote - 09/03/2012 21:30 - France

Aujourd'hui, pendant un stage dans un hôpital, j'assiste à une intervention chirurgicale. J'ai découvert quelque chose de pire que le "oups !" d'une coiffeuse. Le "merde, quel con !" d'un chirurgien. VDM

I agree, your life sucks 74 173

You deserved it 3 668

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superherote 9

Thursday 15 March 2012 23:36

Bonsoir! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM (pfiou ça fait bizarre d'écrire ça...). Merci pour la publication et tous les commentaires! Pour rassurer tout le monde: le patient va bien, c'était un très bon chirurgien qui a rattrapé son erreur très rapidement et sans qu'il y ait de conséquences! Mais c'est vrai que sur le coup, quand on entend ce genre de remarque c'est quand même l'angoisse! En tout cas je vois que ce genre de situations en inspire certains! (mention spéciale au pavé de NeoShiki qui m'a vraiment beaucoup fait rire!)

By Anonyme - 11/03/2012 08:24 - France

Aujourd'hui, je lis un texto sur les bords de la Marne. Soudain, je trébuche et lâche mon portable, qui s'explose sur le sol avant de faire le grand saut dans la rivière. La seule partie restée sur le bitume ? La coque. VDM

I agree, your life sucks 50 985

You deserved it 6 510