By Lala - 10/09/2009 13:40 - Philippines
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
I’m your new creative director
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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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100 kick-ass comments
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Power565's favorite FMLs
Spelling is hard
By WTFFAIL - 03/12/2009 09:08 - United States
Message in a mattress
By FASHlONABLE - 05/04/2010 07:32 - United States
By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 05:19 - United States
By Alex - 07/03/2012 00:34 - United States
By cAtaLanbLoOd - 24/10/2013 06:06 - France - Perpignan
By French - 24/10/2013 12:52 - Australia - Saint Kilda
By Anonymous - 30/10/2013 22:27 - United Kingdom - Romford
Tipping point
By BagBoy - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 14/11/2013 07:18 - United States - Grand Prairie
Make your minds up
By Remy - 16/11/2013 23:39 - United States - Portland
By OwlSaysBlimey - 17/11/2013 07:38 - Sweden
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By cheyeahh6 - 17/11/2013 22:41 - Australia - Toorak
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Hello! Wow, was NOT expecting this to get published! Just to let you all know what happened in more detail, the guy came through the drive thru around 3am and ordered $80 worth of food. I must have either read the order wrong or counted wrong and put in an extra cheeseburger. When he called back, I picked up, and he verbally abused me for about 2 minutes about how he was feeling sick because of my ignorance and that I should have known better. When I gave the phone to my manager, she listened, then sighed and responded with, "you're an idiot" and hung up. Haha. He then came back and we had to call the police to make him leave because he was clogging up the drive thru. Unfortunately, we've dealt with worse people.
By fuggers :/ - 24/11/2013 21:38 - United Kingdom - Basingstoke
Losing
By unemployed and bereaved - 25/11/2013 05:03 - United Kingdom
By russianfail - 04/12/2013 16:24 - United States - Dallas
By mariology - 11/12/2013 12:33 - United States - Newark
By Whackgourd - 11/12/2013 18:25 - Canada - Lindsay
Whackgourd tells us more.
The old lady had accused me of lying before trying to take my scarf for herself. She even started screaming at me on the crosswalk before trying to take my scarf. I don't know if she was crazy or suffering delusions, but she claimed she was a cancer survivor and deserved the scarf. Thankfully, my grandmother, (she had knitted two dozen scarves) had figured out how to make them strong. My scarf is a little longer now, but it's still mine and the lady fell after losing the tug of war with me. I did outweigh her. I think she's okay, but I'm keeping an eye out every time I wear my scarf. Also, the only reason my grandma made the scarves was because she liked pink and was dying from her diabetes and bone cancer. But thanks for all the support and all the ironic statements.
By MzZombicidal - 17/12/2013 17:28 - United States - Radcliff
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This actually happened a couple months ago, but I'm currently very happy with my new job (I work as a sales associate for my local grocery store, if you're wondering). I WAS very happy for my friend but I couldn't help but to be irritated at her luck of continuously quitting and finding jobs with ease (She works with elderly people). I had been near the breaking point when I finally got the job. My best friend, however, has continuously quit jobs and gotten new ones in no time. We obviously work in different fields and, even though I seemed jealous, I was very happy to hear she was able to land on her feet after quitting her job. We joke about it now and she apologized if she seemed rude and all is fine. :) I love the people I work with and am getting good pay. Win win! We're both happy with our current positions and things couldn't be better!
By wasted time - 19/12/2013 09:09 - United States
I really didn't think this would be posted, but thanks for all the hilarious comments! Well, I think I ought to explain it a bit. This person is one of our usual customers and is infamous for being a total idiot. Although this isn't the first time he has complained to us, this is by far the stupidest complaint he's made. He's usually complaining about that the Internet's off and that he can't turn 3G on and so on. Anyway, he didn't get his money back and my boss told him to piss off, so we're all good :).