By Anonymous - 04/12/2015 20:09 - France - Saint Louis
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Pokémon, ça swingue
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Pratique
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By Gourmande - 06/12/2015 15:58 - France - Toul
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Perdu
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Amiens
By Alice0109 - 07/12/2015 09:05 - France - Metz
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Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM et je tiens à réagir à certains commentaires : -Je trouve cette anecdote marrante, mais elle ne remet pas du tout en question mon copain ni son amour pour moi. Cela fait plus de 3 ans que nous sommes ensemble, et c'est l'homme de ma vie. Il est vraiment super. Je ne lui en veux pas pour cet "oubli", même si j'étais extrêmement surprise -C'était une déclaration "dissimulée" dans un texte poétique qu'il avait rédigé sur l'ordi. Pour certains ce n'est pas une "vraie" déclaration. Je ne suis pas d'accord, c'est le plus beau texte qu'on m'ait jamais écrit. -NON il n'a pas trouvé ça sur internet, celà vient totalement de lui et il n'y a aucun doute là dessus. Après, qu'il ne s'en soit pas souvenu, bon. La mémoire nous joue parfois des tours, c'est pardonnable ;)
By aleie - 07/12/2015 11:03 - France - Paris
By faitesdesgosses - 07/12/2015 15:34 - France
By Anonyme - 07/12/2015 18:55 - Belgique - Braine-l'alleud
Radio crochet
By Casserole - 07/12/2015 19:16 - Suisse - Oberbalm
By Trompette - 07/12/2015 19:43 - France - La Madeleine
By Anonyme - 07/12/2015 21:04 - France
Coucouuuuu je suis l'auteur de la VDM :) Pour répondre à certaines interrogations, si je n'ai pas 'enquêté' pour savoir si le garçon en question était célibataire, c'est tout simplement parce que je ne le connaissais pas assez pour poser la question de manière désinvolte (est-il réellement possible de demander cela à quelqu'un?) et que, n'ayant jamais été à moins de 100km de sa copine, il m'était un peu difficile d'attester de son existence... Et au final, je ne regrette pas de m'être jetée à l'eau, on en a beaucoup ri et on arrive encore à en rire ! C'est un garçon vraiment adorable et il n'y a pas de problème par rapport à ça :) Comme vous l'avez très bien dit je préfère avoir des remords que des regrets, et mon pseudo illustre parfaitement ma réaction et la légèreté avec laquelle je prends tout cela! Merci pour vos gentils messages et grooooos bisous plein d'amour!!!!!!!!!!!