By JunkyOfPhilosophy - 28/11/2015 22:41 - Royaume-Uni - Liverpool
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By IzamiTomoe - 29/11/2015 15:38 - Belgique - Li?ge
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By Lulu26 - 30/11/2015 06:15 - France - Marcq-en-baroeul
By MonZon - 30/11/2015 06:47 - France
By Anonyme - 30/11/2015 07:47 - France
By jessica93 - 30/11/2015 09:15 - France - Paris
Observation
By Faitesdesgosses - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Sevrey
Tout est chimique
By babyblues - 30/11/2015 17:56 - France - Nancy
Croisement
By osmoseconjugale - 30/11/2015 19:57 - France - Laxou
Bien joué
By popoli - 30/11/2015 21:10 - France - Saint-géréon
By ahlemTlse - 01/12/2015 05:24 - France - L'isle-jourdain
Merci Papa
By anonyme - 01/12/2015 08:20 - Nouvelle-Calédonie - Nouméa
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By reh - 01/12/2015 11:37 - France - Savigny-le-temple
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Alors, contente ?
By Veda - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Le Houlme
By Nouvelami - 01/12/2015 15:07 - France - Saint-denis
Bonsoir à tous, je suis la poisseuse qui a eu la bonne idée d'écrire cette vdm en pensant sincèrement qu'elle n'allait pas passer. (J'ai adoré vos commentaires d'ailleurs!!):3 C'est donc à la fois contente et gênée que je me permets de continuer mon histoire! :) Ce garçon n'est autre qu'un très bon ami chez qui je me rends assez régulièrement. Et ce gentil petit (gros...) toutou s'est un peu trop habitué à ma présence je pense! Mais c'est plutôt drôle de voir l'air arrogant de cette boulle de poils, prête à défier le regard de son maître pour revendiquer ce qui lui "appartient" (serieusement?) x) Au final c'est moi qui a perdu patience et qui ai choisi de faire descendre la bête! Bah oui petit à petit il se collait à moi ne me laissant plus de place! Puis je ne suis pas fan de la patte aux fesses x) Sur ce, coeur sur vous les amis! ;)