By Mayoulia - 14/06/2016 22:00 - France - La Brede
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Box
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Demi tour
By 0enfant - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
By PoliticienneEngagée - 20/06/2016 16:43 - France
Gratitude
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Mauvaise nouvelle
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Connard
By Anonyme - 13/08/2016 16:22 - France - Ore
Bonsoir, je suis l'auteur de la VDM :) Apparemment je me suis mal exprimée, vue les commentaires que j'ai vue. Alors pour être plus claire je vais préciser un peu :) Quand je dit que je l'embête cela ne veux pas dire que je l'harcèle sans arrêt, ça veux juste dire que je lui demande simplement de temps en temps si il pense à moi. J'adore lui offrir des cadeaux, mais malheureusement lui a tendance à oublier ou ne pas savoir quoi m'offrir... Alors on c'est mis d'accord, et quand parfois j'aimerais qu'il m'offre une chose en particulier, il me l'offre. C'est notre façon de nous offrir des petites preuves d'amour :) (Et ça évite les cadeaux nul qui reste dans un tiroir...) Sauf que là, apparemment, ma demande de bague ne l'emballait pas vraiment... Disons qu'il n'est pas vraiment pour le mariage donc une bague signifie trop de chose pour lui. (Même si je ne voulais pas de demande en mariage!) Quand je disait "à ma juste valeur" je ne parlais pas d'argent ou de diamant, mais simplement de ce que je représente pour lui. Bref, le coup du boulon passé (oui un boulon, et non un écrou!), ça m'a bien fait rire! Ensuite, il m'a offert la vrai bague qu'il avait pour moi : une bague toute simple avec deux jolies petit cœurs croisés ;) (et en plaquée or! Vous voyez, je ne suis pas si vénal que ça, je me contente très bien du plaquée or ;) ) Et depuis je porte la bague tout les jours ^^