By Paulette - 20/11/2016 18:54
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Jfualyioeuttte's favorite FMLs
C'est cadeau
By Max1607 - 21/11/2016 09:53 - France - Montluçon
Déroulage
By Anonyme - 21/11/2016 23:45
By sosoph - 22/11/2016 01:44
À la Michael Jackson
By Choc - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
Yada yada yada
By Leyla915 - 22/11/2016 15:53
Adieu
By Sapsac - 23/11/2016 13:35 - Canada - Montr?al
Retouche
By Biactol - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Surprise
By anonyme - 24/11/2016 09:47 - France
By alexandrina - 24/11/2016 09:56 - France
By Iron Woman - 24/11/2016 17:55
By birds - 24/11/2016 18:30
By CharlieD - 24/11/2016 18:30 - France - Lille
By oumissaka - 24/11/2016 23:34 - France - Paris
Prioritaire
By bigmama - 24/11/2016 23:36 - France - Vauréal
By Anonyme - 25/11/2016 14:48
By Aza - 25/11/2016 14:54 - France
L'expression se confirme
By luluzer - 25/11/2016 15:24 - France - Scaër
By VdM__333 - 25/11/2016 15:52
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Névrose
By tomato - 26/11/2016 14:09 - France - Strasbourg
Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de cette vdm, Pour ceux qui se posaient la question, je n'étais que de passage dans cette entreprise, qui ne me plaisait pas...je ne suis pas stagiaire, mais j'ai du mal à travailler dans une ambiance aussi difficile ; quand je dis que c'est un "pervers fini" (expression certes forte, et peut-être pas appropriée à une ex-amie de lycée pas vue depuis longtemps), je ne plaisante pas ! Pour être honnête, ce qui m'a le plus gênée, c'est d'avoir balancé ça comme ça, sans autre forme de procès, à quelqu'un qui sortait juste prendre du pain et qui n'avait sans doute pas envie de se savoir cocu ; pas le risque de me faire virer ;) Je voulais aussi faire une petite mention spéciale à #15, #17 et #20 : que l'on ne raconte pas sa vie à n'importe qui, certes, je suis d'accord ; par contre je ne pense pas que dénoncer ce genre d'abus soit si peu "pro"..; d'une certaine manière, se taire est encore pire ! Il y a une différence entre critiquer des collègues sur leur travail, par exemple, et dénoncer quelque chose qui touche aux droits de la femme, et aux droits des salariés. Je ferai plus attention à mon interlocuteur la prochaine fois, mais si je me retrouve dans la même situation, je ne vais certainement pas me taire pour garder mon job ou faire plus pro ! Il y a des limites à ne pas dépasser ;)