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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Japon
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Japon
By Anonyme - 26/12/2010 21:56 - France
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By Florent. - 09/03/2010 18:24
Merci pour votre soutien :) Et je vais tenter de rendre ma copie demain, on verra bien ^^
By othello - 10/03/2010 09:47
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By Zen - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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By Alexandraa - 19/03/2010 12:28
Pour ceux qui veulent savoir la suite ou qui n'y croient pas : (c'est la gomme de ma meilleure amie qu'on a volée avec une amie de la classe) En maths ma voisine m'a pris ma gomme pour s'en servir et je voulais qu'elle me la rende et elle m'a dit "non je la garde je te l'ai kidnappée" Puis on s'est pris un fou rire, et elle a dit qu'il fallait qu'on la fasse à qqn de la classe. Du coup comme on avait 2 heures de maths, on s'est dit que si on créait un mot maintenant, on le mettrait dans une trousse pendant la récré juste avant de sortir. Du coup on a écrit un mot en changeant de surligneur pour chaque lettre : "J'ai ta gomme en otage. Si tu veux la revoir un jour, tu dois payer 2 €. T'as pas interet à prevenir les flics." Puis on a pris la gomme de la fille. L'après-midi, on a fait pareil pendant les 2 heures de français, on a crée le mot : "Plus que 2 heures" et on a scotché un bout de la gomme. Le soir, on a pris des photos de la gomme où elle était pendue, avec des epingles ... En train de "souffrir" . Et on lui a envoyé par mail. Puis on lui a rendu aujourd'hui, elle était pendue à un arbre du lycée et elle était toute décapitée . (Lycée Marie Curie, 38) Je pense avoir dit l'essentiel :)
By ahokquoi - 19/03/2010 21:47
pour répondre à vos différentes questions : - cela s'est passé à la gare de Vichy dans l'Allier - c'est un agent qui a passé l'annonce au micro directement, et non avec une annonce pré-enregistrée. - oui, ça fout quand même un peu l'affiche, mais ça reste un super souvenir ! :)
By laaaaaaid - 20/03/2010 14:18
By babou - 20/03/2010 18:49
Merci à tous pour ces marques de soutien à ma VDM !! Je tiens à préciser que nul part dans la consigne ils n'interdisaient de signer avec notre vrai nom. Donc, fraude ? Et pour l'info, moi je passe Toulouse mardi et Tours jeudi ! Alors bonne chance à toutes pour les concours à venir !