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About Malliia

Si Vous voulez en savoir plus venez en MP.

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Malliia's favorite FMLs

C'est pas l'homme qui prend la mer…

By pirk2 - 16/05/2008 08:50

Aujourd'hui, je suis marin. Toute une famille embarque et une petite fille renverse la poubelle. Toute confuse, elle s'excuse, et je lui réponds du tac au tac : "Y a pas mort d'homme !" La petite part en pleurant. J'ai compris après qu'on emmenait les cendres de son père au large. VDM

I agree, your life sucks 49 841

You deserved it 3 854

Cool

By d0_ob - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff

Aujourd'hui, j'attendais une fille devant chez elle. Voulant lui faire la surprise, je m'efforce de prendre une position "cool" jusqu'à en avoir des fourmis dans la jambe. Lorsque la demoiselle arrive enfin, j'essaye d'avancer vers elle et me casse la figure. Je ne sentais plus ma jambe. VDM

I agree, your life sucks 46 777

You deserved it 17 757

Faites gaffe quand même

By trasgo - 28/06/2008 11:59

Aujourd'hui, premier jour de stage dans les ateliers municipaux. Quand je rencontre la personne avec qui je vais travailler pendant 3 semaines, il me dit : "On se connait non ?" Effectivement. Il m'avait vue le week-end, il est pompier et m'avait récupéré ivre, allongée sur la route. VDM

I agree, your life sucks 46 215

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Parfumé

By La Maillon - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff

Aujourd'hui, pour des raisons médicales et pour encore 10 jours, je dois me laver avec un produit qui sent le saucisson corse. VDM

I agree, your life sucks 51 719

You deserved it 4 279

By cristouf74 - 03/07/2008 13:09

Aujourd'hui, à 7 h ce matin, je sors par la fenêtre de chez ma copine. Ses parents étant levés (ils ne sont pas au courant), je saute et retombe sur la terrasse, torse nu et chaussettes à la main. J'entends alors : "Bonjour. Un café ?" Ils prenaient leur petit déjeuner dehors... VDM

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Thursday 3 July 2008 22:06

lol nan nan j'ai refusé le café ça va pas ! J'ai vite mis mes chaussettes, mes chaussures et j'ai dit que je devais rentrer chez moi et aller travailler , dailleurs si vous voulez tout savoir (j'avais pas de place pour poster la suite) après cet épisode , je me suis posé sur un banc public et j'ai dormi deux heures en attendant d'aller au travail !