By europapark - 26/03/2014 22:29 - France
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By Kali-T - 15/04/2014 11:33 - France
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Panique !
By jme suis schtroumpfée... - 16/05/2014 16:56 - France
Optic 2000
By Anonyme - 02/07/2014 16:25 - Belgique
By Loveforlife - 25/07/2014 17:50 - France - Rimogne
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Bonjour à tous et à toutes ! Je suis l'auteure de la vie de merde :) Quel honneur ! Je ne pensais pas qu'elle serait publiée ! Alors pour les précisions : ma belle-sœur a 16 ans ! Oui, bon, c'est jeune, mais bon faut avouer que là la remarque était un peu poussée tout de même ! Et l'âge n'excuse pas tout ! ;) D'ailleurs, elle ne s'est même pas rattrapé après. Pour elle c'était "juste pas normal de mettre sa piscine comme ça quoi!". Bref, on s'est tous bien marré et on a vraiment eu du mal à s'en remettre ! Bonne journée et bon week-end à tous.
By eaujourduit - 31/07/2014 22:08 - France - Bordeaux
By Anonyme - 26/08/2014 23:20 - France - Chartres-de-bretagne
Vous auriez pu me prévenir !
By Bozzo - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
By super mamie - 26/09/2014 14:54 - France - Villepinte
By Anonyme - 20/10/2014 08:39 - France
La violence
By semeru - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Charenton-le-pont
By Raclette - 22/11/2014 19:24 - France - Villeneuve-tolosane
By pupuce85 - 25/11/2014 10:54 - France
Le vrai visage de Noël
By winkyface - 01/12/2014 16:39 - France
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Bonjour a tous! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM, Alors, à tous les "le client est roi" j'ai envie de dire: que la première vendeuse ou vendeur qui n'a jamais eu envie de baffer un client impolis et grossier me jette la pierre! Après je vous invite tous à venir m'aider a replier mes étoles par 3 degré ;) Joyeuses fêtes de fin d'année a tous, et n'oubliez pas d'être gentils avec les vendeurs du marché de noël! ;)
By Anonyme - 08/12/2014 21:10 - France - Paris
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By Hugone - 22/12/2014 18:02 - France - Sainte-maxime
Merci les parents
By Jean-Petit - 24/12/2014 01:50 - France - Évreux
Hiii, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM! :) L'histoire date un peu, de 2012 en fait. Je n'appellerais pas ça 'peloter'. J'ai posé mes deux mains, en l'embrassant, à plat sur son ventre. Et c'était dans les couloirs de l'Eurosat, soo.. pas très éclairés. Sur le moment, j'ai juste senti ma copine s'écarter, puis elle m'a tiré pour que j'avance un peu. J'ai pas vraiment compris. Et une fois installés dans le wagon, elle m'a expliqué. C'est beaucoup moins drôle comme ça, non? :D