Prends ton temps
By durexpaslongtemps - 30/08/2011 19:50 - France
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By durexpaslongtemps - 30/08/2011 19:50 - France
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By liiliite - 22/12/2011 09:55 - États-Unis
La crise savez-vous... étant au chômage, on en a pris qu'un par manque d'argent... L'année prochaine, j'en prendrais deux! =D
By yakamoiksarive - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
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By kexiaoyun - 15/05/2012 03:29 - Chine
Bonjour a tous c'est moi la rédactrice de la VDM! Bon d'abord je n'ai pas "abrégé ses souffrances" non pas parce que je suis sadique, mais surtout parce que je ne pensais pas qu'elle aurait pu survivre aussi longtemps... Je lui donnais une minute tout au plus. Ensuite, effectivement la plaque était trop brulante pour que je l'enlève avec un mouchoir et utiliser une spatule que j'utilise pour cuisiner est un peu dégoutant, d'autant que comme isokrol nous l'a mentionné plus haut, une coccinelle n'a pas de nerfs et donc ne souffre pas... Essayer de la secourir aurait été vain étant donné qu'elle avait déjà les ailes collées sur la plaque, donc elle serait morte de toute facon. J'ai tenté d'éloigner ma fille du spectacle mais elle était trop concernée par la coccinelle. Elle a effectivement pleuré. Voila, j'espère que cela aura éclairci vos questions. Au revoir!
By zur54000 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Cachan
petit 1) le choix du cadeau s'est fait par rapport à mon porte monnaie. petit 2) étant issu d'une famille nombreuse, il est difficile de lui trouver un jeu qui n'a pas déjà été acheté par un autre membre de la famille. petit 3) il n'y a rien de mal a essayer de lui ouvrir l'esprit avec des jeux différents de ce qu'il a d'ordinaire. petit 4) va te faire une petite partie sur ta console histoire de réfléchir intelligemment à ton prochain commentaire (ou pas.)