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By Qui_est_ce - 30/08/2015 20:24 - Belgique - Ougrée
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By Qui_est_ce - 30/08/2015 20:24 - Belgique - Ougrée
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Bonjour bonjour, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM !!!!! Merci d'avoir publiée ma VDM! Je vais vous expliquer un peu plus en détail ce qu'il s'est passé. Durant le mois d'août, mon copain, amateur de jonglerie de feu (euh... je ne sais pas si ça se dit comme ça), a décidé de se mettre au "cracha" de feu. N'étant encore que débutant, il a aspiré par la bouche le pétrole désaromatisé qu'il avait dans celle-ci. Je me suis occupée de lui toute la nuit, jusqu'à ce qu'il soit obligé d'aller à l'hôpital tellement la fièvre était élevée. Voilà d'où est venu sa pneumopathie. J'ai du partir le lendemain pour un job saisonnier pour une petite quinzaine. Il était distant par téléphone avec moi (je me disais que c'était parce qu'il était malade). Puis un jour il m'a clairement dit que ça allait pas entre nous (ah bon ??) et il m'a sortit sa fameuse phrase "une maladie des poumons est révélateur d'un oppressent social important". J'en ai beaucoup ri d'ailleurs sur le coup et même encore aujourd'hui (parce que oui ça voudrait dire que c'est ma faute s'il a aspiré du pétrole ahah) !! Je n'ai d'ailleurs même pas essayer de comprendre par où il voulait en venir car je le connais bien, je savais qu'il voulait me quitter sur un coup de tête comme ça (sachant que l'on s'était déjà séparé pendant quelque temps pour une excuse aussi bidon que celle-ci). Vos commentaires m'ont vraiment fait rire en tout cas !(: